How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.
I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!
mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
" why don’t they use water cannons? "