when people say they don’t date black girls, what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet. instead, i enjoy mediocrity, green bean casserole during the holidays, milk with my pasta, and keds”
My masterpiece of a tweet
ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR
no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth
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Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
i use to say my throat hurt to stay home every monday because i hated my art teacher, then my mom finally took me to the doctors and i had strep throat and had my tonsils taken out
|—||my mom (via unclefather)|
As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
michael jordan sets us straight