sara

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

princessthotiana:

when people say they don’t date black girls, what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet. instead, i enjoy mediocrity, green bean casserole during the holidays, milk with my pasta, and keds”

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British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
Me: Chill
sometime in the future
old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
old me: it was a long war.
grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
grandchildren: grandma
old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE
ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

i use to say my throat hurt to stay home every monday because i hated my art teacher, then my mom finally took me to the doctors and i had strep throat and had my tonsils taken out

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted
delete that off the internet
my mom (via unclefather)
elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

donutlikeu:


michael jordan sets us straight 

donutlikeu:

michael jordan sets us straight 

binghoulbar:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET


Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better

binghoulbar:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better

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